Why Can’t Stuff Like This Happen When I Go to a Ballgame
The best thing I ever remember happening is a fight breaking out at Yankee Staidum and someone yelling, “Kick his ass, Seabass!” Actually wait, no. It was watching an entire crowd throw shit on the field at John Rocker in his first appearance at Shea Stadium after those 7 Train comments. And the guy sitting behind my dad and I holding an effigy of Rocker. As a 14-year-old, that was totally awesome. Seeing Rocker get booed mercilessly on consecutive nights years later while pitching for the Long Island Ducks was pretty great too.
But enough of my shitty stories. This video tops all of that garbage. There should be a plaque put in Citi Field commemorating this amazing event. Even though it’s a long video, I highly recommend watching the entire thing, as it only gets better as it goes along. I would also like to remind you that hundreds of people in the Shea Stadium crowd were watching this. Keep that in mind while you watch this guy being used as practice for the World Series of Cup Stacking.
As always, thank you Deadspin.