Running is Pretty Much the Most Painful Thing Ever

More painful than being one of those cyclists in my last post. Than getting tortured via ball-slamming Casino Royale-style. Than fighting Kimbo Slice. Than kicking your shins up against a tree over and over Kickboxer-style. Than falling 30 feet off a halfpipe.

I don’t know what a “runner’s high” is. I’ve never experienced it. I’ve only experienced regret as I realized I have run over a mile away from my house. It seems a person needs to be a special type of masochist to enjoy running. Heck, I’m an emotional masochist myself, but not physical. I rather play an actual sport than just RUN. It’s so goddamn boring. I tried going for a run yesterday and was winded 7 minutes in. I tried listening to LCD Soundsystem – 45:33 while I ran, but I was already back home by the time it started reaching its climax. Failure.

Running just sucks. I will never get it.

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~ by CajoleJuice on June 6, 2008.

3 Responses to “Running is Pretty Much the Most Painful Thing Ever”

  1. come on, running is all about mental toughness. If you don’t have what it takes upstairs, you’ll never be a good runner.

  2. That sounds about right.

  3. nice

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