Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had – but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. “A Festivus for the rest of us!”
Kramer: That musta been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
I hope everyone has a nice gathering of friends and/or family today. The Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength always make for good wholesome fun. I know I will be celebrating this joyous holiday.
I hope everyone has their pole…